* Earthquake is the younger brother of marriage.

* Never claim that all the married people are unhappy; wives of some of them may have died.

* The dimples of the lover's cheeks transform into wrinkles of forehead after the marriage.

* Marriage is the step mother of love.

* He used to visit the church once a week before the marriage, but now he visits there daily.

* A married person leads a restful life, but a bachelor leads a peaceful life.

* The man achieves every thing because of his mother, but loses every thing because of his mother in law.

*The couples are the major export of heaven to the hell.

* Marriage is a branch of poetry; it's an elegy.

* So great is the number of those who gladly marry, but so small is the number of those who remain glad after marriage.

* Misery of the man began when the first woman was married on the earth.

* The marriage is a chemical reaction in which two totally different reactants with different properties are forced to react.

* A laundry bill is better than innumerable bills.

* God would had made the marriage the day He would had been too much angry.